Q: How many circus performers does it take to
| Humor jokes
Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
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My dog is great at math.
| Dog jokes
My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
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Is there a mouse in the house ?
| Mouse jokes
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !
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What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
| Mouse jokes
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
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Do you know the 20th President of the United
| History jokes
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !
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Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don’t work.