A minister was asked by a
| Religious jokes
A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church." The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
| Face jokes
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!
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Why was the headmaster
| School jokes
Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!
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David received a parrot for his birthday. This
| Bird jokes
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly saying polite words
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A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!” The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, “OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”