Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
| Frog jokes
Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's
| Old age jokes
Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.
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Teller: Why did the blonde
| Blonde jokes
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?
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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed
| Music jokes
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
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A teacher at a
| Blind jokes
A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it
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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.