And then there was the Newfie who was
| Idiot and fool jokes
And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band.
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In a survey of American
| Clinton jokes
In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"
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What gives milk and has a horn?
| Cow jokes
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
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The farmer goes to town one day and happens
| Business jokes
The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer. "Not very good, I haven't sold a tractor in months, How are things on the farm?" asked the salesman. "Well-- The other day I went out to the barn to milk that old c
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Why did the pro football player from the
| Burger jokes
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.