Whats green and goes round and
| Frog jokes
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
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Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
| Police jokes
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.
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A fire chief died and went to heaven. When
| Firefighter jokes
A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "You'll have
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The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
| Firefighter jokes
The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.