Q: What can strike a blonde without her
| Blonde jokes
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
| Marriage jokes
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Q: Why
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
| Bicycle jokes
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.