A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last
| Humor jokes
A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
| Police jokes
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on! Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me k
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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
| Time jokes
The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for 14 days without winding. 'Really?' replied his friend, 'And how long will it go if you do wind it ?'
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A tiny
| Car and train jokes
A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could do to better the car. The Japanese added sport wheels and an aero kit to the car, they than sent it to the U.K. The British scientists, to better the car, adde
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Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.