Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
| Gorilla jokes
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
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Q: How can you tell if a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
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Pa's being
| Cow jokes
Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
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Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
| Dog jokes
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
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Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found
| Food jokes
Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.
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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.