How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can
| Weather jokes
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.
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What is the easiest way to make a
| Banana jokes
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
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Policeman: Did you realize you just
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
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After she woke
| Marriage jokes
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I
| School jokes
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
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Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?” “Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.”