Three
| Restaurant jokes
Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb cow".
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A Scotsman is sitting in a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going
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An Arthur Anderson partner comes
| Business jokes
An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white. "Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds."
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Why was the struggling
| Money jokes
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
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What is the difference between a flea and a
| Insect jokes
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
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Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don’t you marry her? Dentist: I can’t afford to. She’s my best patient.