Dentist: Don’t worry. I’m

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their

| Pig jokes

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.

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Policeman: Why were

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why did the updraft get pulled

| Weather jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What did the Abominable

| Teeth jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

| Birthday jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."

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Dentist: Don’t worry. I’m painless. Patient: I’m not.