Why did the piglets get in trouble in their
| Pig jokes
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
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Policeman: Why were
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
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Why did the updraft get pulled
| Weather jokes
Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone
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What did the Abominable
| Teeth jokes
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
| Birthday jokes
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."
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Dentist: Don’t worry. I’m painless. Patient: I’m not.