One afternoon, a man was riding in
| Humor jokes
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along
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Q: What do little trees say
| Halloween jokes
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
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An avid line dancing couple
| Dance jokes
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That nig
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I gotta A in
| Spelling jokes
I gotta A in spelling, Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"
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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !
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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?