A dentist, after completing work on a patient,

What dog do other dogs go to when they

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What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!

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What's it called when a vampire

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.

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How do you know a Brigham

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How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

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What did the neurotic pig say to the

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.

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A survey was being taken on the University of

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A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?" "Oh, I think it's okay," said the boy, "if it's between consenting adults."

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A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn’t all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four o’clock ball game.