How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
| Dog jokes
How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers.
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Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
| Computer jokes
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth." Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad n
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What did the wife spider say to her
| Insect jokes
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
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Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty
| Beauty jokes
Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!
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This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. “Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I’d like to be buried at sea.” So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page read, “Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons… Funeral arrangements haven’t yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea.”