Phoning the florist to order some

Why don't cannibals eat comedians?

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Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

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On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten

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On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!" "That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?" "Just a wild guess," she

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What do you call an overweight ET ?

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What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new

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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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How many computer journalists does it take

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How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy

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Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover’s funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. “Message?” she sputtered. “Well, I guess, ‘You will be missed.” Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that the card had her exact words: “I guess you will be missed.”