Q: Why did the turkey cross
| Bird jokes
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
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What did the dog say when he chased his
| Dog jokes
What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end.
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A kid called up his
| College jokes
A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah, okay," respo
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Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
| Blonde jokes
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
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Why are you studying your Easter
| Easter jokes
Why are you studying your Easter candy? "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, Sir,” the new employee replied. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”