Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
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BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
| Marriage jokes
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
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Did you hear about the farmer who
| Cow jokes
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
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Waiter, I can't seem to
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market
| Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette
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Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.