There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
| Fishing jokes
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers
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Father
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
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Q: What do you call the
| Music jokes
Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by
| Cow jokes
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!
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Two 80 year old men are driving down the road
| Old age jokes
Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!" Sylvester agrees and the two old men pull over and get a bottle o
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A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. ‘I’d like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,’ said the monster. ‘Certainly ma’am,’ said the undertaker, ‘but there was really no need to bring her with you.