Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!
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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
| Police jokes
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on! Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me k
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What do you call a mobile homes for
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!
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Q: What do blondes do
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.
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What did the baby elephant get when
| Elephant jokes
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !
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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife’s wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells: “No, you can’t have those! They’re for the funeral!”