Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here
| Waiter jokes
Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.
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I've got a new
| Aardvark jokes
I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.
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Q: Why would it be
| Police jokes
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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Why did the pioneers cross
| History jokes
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him. Apparently, just to anger him.