A traveller pulls into a hotel
| Travel and tourist jokes
A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with t
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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
| Halloween jokes
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!
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Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to
| Sport jokes
Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!
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What command does the aardvark give most often
| Aardvark jokes
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
| Religious jokes
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the
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Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !