What does Dracula say when you tell him a new
| Vampire jokes
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!
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Three nurses went to heaven, and were
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St.
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Waiter: Why are you taking so long
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
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How do you raise a baby elephant ?
| Elephant jokes
How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !
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One day, little
| Dirty jokes
One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, al
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What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !