What does Dracula say to his victims?
| Vampire jokes
What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you.
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Doctor: "Good news you passed your
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"
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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
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Fisherman: What
| Fishing jokes
Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.
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Q. What did the blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).