At our local
| Restaurant jokes
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?'
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After the fall in
| Marriage jokes
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."
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Look over there! Said the frightened
| Various animal jokes
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
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What do you call a vampire that can lift up
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !
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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!