How do you drive an accountant completely
| Accountant jokes
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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How many skunks do you need to make a
| Various animal jokes
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!
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Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look!
| Idiot and fool jokes
Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!
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Teacher: What is can't short for ?
| School jokes
Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
| History jokes
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!