When is a farmer like a magician?

Why was the banker bored? Because he lost

| Humor jokes

Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.

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What do you call a big fish who makes you an

| Fishing jokes

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !

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What do you get if you cross an eel

| Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.

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How can you tell a male

| Dinosaur jokes

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

| Frog jokes

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !

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When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.