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Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock

| Time jokes

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.

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Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so ba

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yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m

| Yo momma jokes

yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.

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Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for

| Divorce jokes

Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he'd stepped out "for a beer" on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a

| Dog jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.