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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit

| Music jokes

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Teacher: Give me three reasons

| School jokes

Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

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If there are any idiots in the room, will they

| School jokes

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I h

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Q: Why do

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

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How should you send a letter to the Easter

| Easter jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!