Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to
| Parent jokes
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being. There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. 'Tha
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A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and
| Police jokes
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'. T
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You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
| Bed jokes
You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.
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How do you drive an accountant completely
| Accountant jokes
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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How did skeletons send each other
| Letter jokes
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.
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Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!