At dinner, Seth said to his father,
| Parent jokes
At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."
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Q: Why did the blonde drive
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
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How many auditors does it take to change a
| Accountant jokes
How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?'
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How did the dog warn its master that a
| Gorilla jokes
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
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A priest was vested in his surplus and
| Religious jokes
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fir
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What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.