Q: How many Accountants
| Accountant jokes
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed.
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What do you call a monster with a
| Monster jokes
What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.
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What should a football team do if the pitch is
| Sport jokes
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!
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Is that your face or are you
| Hair and bald jokes
Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
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Yo mama so fat she's got her own
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, “Where is my father?” The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with “Your father is fishing in Michigan.” The skeptical man said triumphantly, “You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.” “No”, replied the super computer immediately. “Your mother’s husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout.”