How do hens encourage their football teams
| Sport jokes
How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
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Why did the whale cross the road ?
| Various animal jokes
Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !
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A rabbit's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
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Interns think of God, residents pray
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
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The social
| Business jokes
The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you we
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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.