Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea
| Fishing jokes
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
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What do you call a Polish aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!
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The new office-boy came
| Telephone jokes
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"
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Why does a mother carry
| Baby jokes
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.
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A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you
| Weather jokes
A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: “Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!” The boy replies back: “Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.”