Two fleas where running across the top of a
| Insect jokes
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of
| King Kong jokes
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
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A motorist ran into a shop.
| Car and train jokes
A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."
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How do you post a fish?
| Fishing jokes
How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail
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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.