New camper: I
| Humor jokes
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
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Kennen was having a drink in a saloon
| Idiot and fool jokes
Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. "Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. "Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely. "Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But
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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
| Witch jokes
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.
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What kind of bell doesn't ring?
| Humor jokes
What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.
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Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.