How does a burger acquire good taste?
| Burger jokes
How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!
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How did the Chihuahua disappear
| Dog jokes
How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
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If you take half from
| Money jokes
If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
| Telephone jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it
| Various animal jokes
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.