A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer

Catching Criminals

| Book title jokes

Catching Criminals by Hans Upp

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The head doctors in an insane asylum had

| Mental health jokes

The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the pa

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Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're

| Aviation jokes

Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all working.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

| E-mail jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why were men given larger brains

| Dirty jokes

Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked “Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world.” The civil engineer interrupted and said “But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world.” The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled, and said confidently, “Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?’