A caller, perplexed that his new desktop

A middle-aged

| Divorce jokes

A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

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Q: What does a

| Dirty jokes

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a

| Various animal jokes

Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds,

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How long does it take to burn a candle down

| Christmas jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

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Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A:

| Cat jokes

Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

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A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer–the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace – was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a “window” to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and the caller asked a few moments later if it might be all right to close the window. Why, the IBM technician asked. Because, the caller responded, it was getting very chilly.