A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
| Aardvark jokes
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were onl
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How do nuns surf the web? On the
| Internet jokes
How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.
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Why did the cow
| Cow jokes
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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I have a friend who is a pilot on a
| Aviation jokes
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.
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Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.