One day a wife complained, "This wall clock
| Humor jokes
One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."
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When a young hotshot conductor was making his
| Music jokes
When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to the other, impressed, "Well, this kid really
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
| Marriage jokes
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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The teacher asked Simon to say his name
| Children jokes
The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied
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A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. “An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, “More like an unlit match.”