Why is President Carter important to
| Burger jokes
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
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President
| Clinton jokes
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. "I'd salute
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy
| Weather jokes
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.
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Two political candidates were having a
| Political jokes
Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?" And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They’ve been having turkey for years.