Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for
| Music jokes
Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use.
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Q: How do you know when you're at a
| Marriage jokes
Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
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Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your
| College jokes
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut. I knew I'd get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last f
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Son: I can't go to school today.
| School jokes
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!
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One day there
| Clinton jokes
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP! When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy
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Q: What was the real purpose of Bill’s college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.