Q: What is the first thing that President

As the family gathered for a big dinner

| Military jokes

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.

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A group of mountain

| Christmas jokes

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

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What is red and dangerous ?

| Insect jokes

What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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What do you call

| Telephone jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what

| Apple jokes

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

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Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: “Good morning, Bill.”