Q: How many Hillary Clintons

Why are they called apartments when they

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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QUESTION: How long does a United States

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QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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A big fat housewife is on her hands and

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A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat. You're kneeling on one of your tits."

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A baseball manager who had an

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A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about baseball when you're off the field." Then he added, "By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second a

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Teacher: Name four members of the cat

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Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

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Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One–she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.