Why was Easter the aardvark's
| Aardvark jokes
Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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Adam: How did Mummy know you
| Bath jokes
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
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Q: Whats the difference between erotic and
| Dirty jokes
Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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The Mafia was looking
| Business jokes
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he
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Why don't sheep shrink when it
| Answer me this jokes
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???” There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, “Did you hear me??!!” Finally she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, “Who is this?”