What did the farmer call the cow that would not
| Cow jokes
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
| Apple jokes
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't be
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My problem is that I
| Christmas jokes
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.
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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
| Easter jokes
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!
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What does the hungry monster get after he's
| Monster jokes
What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!
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Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they’re in the fabled Land of Oz. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known for granting people their wishes. Quayle says, “I’m going to ask the Wizard for a brain.” Gingrich responds, “I’m going to ask the Wizard for a heart.” Clinton speaks up, “Where’s Dorothy?”