What do gnomes fear

Yo mama so old that when she was in school

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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What is black and white and black and white and

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What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

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President Dubya was awakened one night by an

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President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been

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What's Christmas called in England

| Christmas jokes

What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

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What do chickens serve at birthday

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !

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What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They’re afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!