What can Santa give away and still keep?

A ragged individual stranded for several months

| Computer jokes

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. "Due to lack of maintenan

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Q: How many Hillary Clintons

| Clinton jokes

Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many chimney does Father Christmas go

| Christmas jokes

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

| Birthday jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Q: What's the best

| Men jokes

Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

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What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.