My problem is that I

Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking

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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over b

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Q: What's the difference

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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

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What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.

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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a

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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine…and if it doesn’t work come back and bring me a new video camera.