First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
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How can you make a soup rich?
| Food jokes
How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
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If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
| Criminal jokes
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty
| Ghost jokes
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.
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Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
| Bicycle jokes
Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.
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Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean ‘The Three Little Figs’.